Fwd: Russia

A Russian guard asked a political prisoner, "What is your sentence?" 

 
"Ten years." 
 
"What for?" 
 
"For nothing." 
 
"What a lie! For nothing they give only five years."...more

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A woman walks into a Russian food store. "Do you have any meat?" 
 
"No, we don't." 
 
"What about milk?" 
 
"We only deal with meat. Across the street there is that store where they have no milk."...more

 

 

 

A man walks into a Russian green grocer and inquires about the price of beets. When told that they cost 2 rubles, the shopper yells "you're a thief. Across the street they sell beets for 1/2 a ruble. 
 
The grocer tells the man that he can't match the price and tells the man to go across the street to shop. 
 
The man replies, "are you crazy? He hasn't had beets in months."

 

Have you heard about the new Obama diet? 
 
You let Putin eat your lunch everyday.