Saturday, August 25, 2018

To think is hard, to act is easy!

This has been circulating on Facebook.  At first it looks like a child in distress, but the ending made me laugh out loud every time I watched this.



Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Microsoft Office

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down
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You have my Word
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Tuesday, June 12, 2018

When Monday hits you out of nowhere

I see most stuff like this on Facebook:



Fwd: We can be misinterpreted!

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him for his last wishes.

He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record.

When all is ready he begins to speak.

"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."

"My daughter, Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."

"My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says:

"Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.

The wife replies,    "The man had a paper route."

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Simpsons fast come back.

On January 27, 1992, then-President George H. W. Bush said, "We are going to keep on trying to strengthen the American family, to make American families a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons."
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The writers rushed out a tongue-in-cheek reply in the form of a short segment which aired three days later before a rerun of "Stark Raving Dad" in which Bart replied, "Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the Depression, too."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Simpsons#Controversy