Monday, July 18, 2011
My daughter just walked into the living room and said:
--? "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV and stereo, my iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop."
--? "Please take all of my jewelry to Value Village.......? then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house?.
--? "Then disown me and never talk to me again."
--? "Oh yeah, and don?t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother."
Well, she didn't actually put it like that... what she actually said was...
"Dad --? this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad.