Kelly:
Bud, I'm gonna kill you and then I'm gonna bury you alive.
Al:
I hate those complaint boxes they put in at the mall. A woman comes in the shoe store today, so huge she's protected by 'Green Peace', and ask for a size-4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or take them home, and she has the nerve to complain about my performance.
Peggy:
Honey, I complain about youre performance all the time... you don't care. Sometimes you don't even wake up.
Al:
Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me.
Bud, I'm gonna kill you and then I'm gonna bury you alive.
Al:
I hate those complaint boxes they put in at the mall. A woman comes in the shoe store today, so huge she's protected by 'Green Peace', and ask for a size-4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or take them home, and she has the nerve to complain about my performance.
Peggy:
Honey, I complain about youre performance all the time... you don't care. Sometimes you don't even wake up.
Al:
Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me.
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