"Take one step on that rope and I'll cut it!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0t5krM8YeI

Re: Watch "The Manslater: (Woman Language Translator)" on YouTube

This is too funny.

On Fri, May 6, 2022 at 4:03 AM Albert wrote:

Just for laughs! I'd probably still be married if I had one of these. Meh, maybe not. Lol

https://youtu.be/ezVib_giTFo

Screenshot 2022-05-04 at 10.53.15 PM

Fwd: Dogs Feeling Different After Stealing Edible || ViralHog

https://youtube.com/shorts/gze-o7-QXMM?feature=share

Fwd: New Rule: Make America Grind Again | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

This is so crude I am limiting whom I share it with, but it is an interesting commentary on masculinity.

https://youtu.be/05Q1Bzg5zTY


Best wishes,

John Coffey

LOL

New Rule: Stand By Your Brand | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

Many good laughs.  More crude than usual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIQeZmJDMww

Bot Writes Batman Movie

This is too funny not to share.  The ending is great.

https://youtu.be/HJZesOKHuAw

Worlds best oneliner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VH4c0-p-CY

George Carlin's Outlook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVZMifGcW64

Did George Carlin See 9/11 Coming?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WKaZJ3_YOI

Bill Burr - The Hitler Family Name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG0rlDIqoeQ

BTW, I have seen on the internet people named Hitler.  If my last name were Hitler, I would change it.

Kids used to make fun of my last name, not that I cared.  I thought that these kids were stupid so I didn't let them bother me.   

After "The Green Mile", I don't think that I would name a son "John".  Not a season has gone by where somebody hasn't asked me if I have seen the movie.  Twenty years ago it was every week.  Maybe, I would.  Hypothetically, he would be John Coffey the 4th. 

I assumed that my name is relatively rare, but yesterday my car mechanic said that they had 15 John Coffey's in their computer system.

My father had a close friend in the military named Richard, so my middle name is Richard.

Best Jesus Jokes | Stand-Up Compilation

I just had to share this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReBWsf8CWxA

George Carlin: Why we aren't ready for Extraterrestrial Intelligence

This is so dark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33Nvv3xXtOs

I think that suicide is no joking matter.

Contrary to what he says, chimpanzees kill other chimpanzees.  Other animals will engage in mortal combat with each other.  Lions are incredibly brutal to their prey.  The pride will start eating the animal before it is dead.

New Rule: Stop Kowtowing to China | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

Not as funny, but relevant...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50vs0cDuWQQ

New Rule: That's Not Karma | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

https://youtu.be/tLLzVw70nSs

Trump Driver | Gabriel Iglesias

Hilarious...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9uAVZP1B1I

I may not be...

Alpine Slide Grandpa Coming In Hot

https://youtu.be/T0V1JGic-So

Episode 229: A Symphony of Balls, with John Rich

Funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mxXyOCQhys

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 10, 2021 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2021/12/10

Hey Siri, call my Girlfriend (shot on iphone meme)

https://youtu.be/lTqiFJ8DhP4

Abraham Lincoln's Wittiest One-Liners | Inspiring Quotes

https://www.inspiringquotes.com/abraham-lincolns-wittiest-one-liners/YTfR1IT5EQAH_Itf

5 HILARIOUS Jokes That Kill In Any Situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZRxX1XYgoQ

Seasons

Lily Tomlin WALKS OUT After Chad Everett's Sexist Remark!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu89uzk9D54&t=393s

What's really bother me? (from Facebook)

What do you do when your Girlfriend dances to a silly song? ~Ignore Her

This brought a smile to my face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd0KsY047IU

If Disney Songs Were About Quarantine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI47Q_pfqsQ

I love Lucy English Pronunciation

https://youtu.be/uZV40f0cXF4