Saturday, September 30, 2023

Why The South is Tougher Than California | James Gregory

Didn't know that Clam juice was a thing | Jim Gaffigan

Monologue: I Need a Drink | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

Darth Vader sings My Way (AI Cover)

Achmed Visits the Murder Capital of the World: Jeff Dunham

Trees Poop? #dadjokes #docktok

Adopting A Husky

Detective/bananas #docktok #dadjokes

Wednesday, September 6, 2023

Maybe we should set up an interstellar radio station

Maybe we should set up an interstellar radio station.  Aliens might not understand anything about us, and most radio signals get lost in the noise, but MUSIC might punch through the void.  Even a species with no concept of music would recognize that there is intelligence behind the patterns.

Sunday, August 27, 2023

This bear always steals its favorite food

8 days ago
He's just picking up the bear necessities ️
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3 days ago
The simple bear necessities


3 days ago
So a bear can rest at ease.


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2 days ago
Good one!!


2 days ago
This joke deserves an Oscar!


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2 days ago
Dam you got me with that one


2 days ago
I can't bear this much longer.

Women “I’m fine!”

Saturday, June 17, 2023

Why aliens haven't visited Earth

Kim Komando:  "I know why aliens haven't visited Earth.  We only have a one-star rating."

In the fictional "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", the listing for Earth only says, "Mostly harmless."

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Clever Elephant Taking Road Tax from Sugarcane Trucks

Canadian Tire | Jim Gaffigan

I worked from September 1991 to January 1993 for a new business called Auto Source which was a subdivision of Canadian Tire.

"The second time, during the early 1990s, Canadian Tire decided to try to open a specialized auto parts chain called Auto Source that tried to have more than 25,000 different parts on the shelf in each store, more than its competitors. The first Auto Source was opened in Indianapolis in 1991.[25] Unlike the previous attempt, the Auto Source concept was built from scratch.[26] During the next three years, Canadian Tire had opened two Auto Source stores each in Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Dayton, Columbus and Louisville for a total of ten stores before abruptly closing the money-losing chain in 1995.[27][28][29] Some of the stores, were sold to Pep Boys.[30]

Although the Auto Source lost nearly CA$60 million during its four years of existence, a scaled down version was used in Canada under the PartSource brand."

😑 Stubborn lamb challenges sheep dog #shorts

Sunday, February 26, 2023

Chat GPT

John Coffey:
Please explain quantum physics in the style of Donald Trump

Chat GPT:
Okay, folks, let me tell you, quantum physics, it's really something. It's like, you know, the smallest particles you can imagine, they're so tiny, they make atoms look big. And they do these crazy things, like, they can be in two places at the same time, or they can be spinning in opposite directions at the same time.

And get this, when you measure them, they change! It's like they know you're watching them or something, it's crazy. It's like they're playing a game with us, and we're just trying to figure out the rules.

And there's this thing called entanglement, where two particles can be connected in a way that even if you separate them by a million miles, they still affect each other. It's like they're best friends or something.

Now, I don't understand all the math behind it, believe me, I leave that to the smart guys. But what I do know is that quantum physics is changing the world, from computers to medicine to energy, it's gonna be huge. So, let's all give a big round of applause to quantum physics, folks.