Sunday, May 18, 2014
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walkby the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son;men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in healthclass at school."He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why arethere 3 in this package?"The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one forSaturday, and one for Sunday.""Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?""Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO forSaturday, and TWO for Sunday.""WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one forMarch......."
Tuesday, May 13, 2014