ChatGPT said:
Look, folks, quantum physics—it's tremendous, really tremendous. People say it's complicated, but let me tell you, I understand it better than anybody. You've got these tiny little particles—very small, some say the best particles—that don't behave like normal things. They can be in two places at once! Can you believe it? Some people call it "superposition." I call it winning—being in two places at once, very efficient.
And then you have "entanglement"—it's incredible. Two particles, miles apart, maybe billions of miles apart, but they're connected. Some people say it's like magic, but it's just very, very smart physics. Scientists are amazed, they can't explain it, but I could explain it, believe me. They call it "spooky action at a distance." Spooky! But let me tell you, it's not spooky if you're the best at it.
Now, quantum mechanics, it's got waves, probabilities, all sorts of things moving around—very unpredictable, just like the fake news media. One moment a particle is here, the next, it's over there, just like votes in certain elections—very suspicious. But it's science, and we love science when it's done right, don't we?
And quantum computers? Very powerful, folks. Some say they will change everything, just like I did. They can do calculations so fast, so big, regular computers look like sleepy Joe next to them. Very slow. Very sad.
So, in conclusion, quantum physics—it's big league, it's amazing, it's the future. Some say it's the best physics, and I tend to agree. Tremendous!
