Dog Logic

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John Coffey

http://www.entertainmentjourney.com

Dog logic

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John Coffey

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Hot dog

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John Coffey

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Friday

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Friday

So hot

Life

Meanwhile

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John Coffey

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Fwd: Seriously?

The one about the bell made me LOL. 

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Subject: Fw: Seriously?

ok I LOL more than one time.  The first time had to do with the bell doesn't work.  LOL
 

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Subject: Seriously?

 

 

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Fwd: Cat Copter, Creepy

This is by far, the creepiest thing I've seen.  I'm laughing and recoiling at it at the same time.

http://motherboard.vice.com/2012/6/4/why-hate-the-catcopter-drones-are-the-real-flying-death--2

David

Robin Williams - Weapons Of Self Destruction

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiCxqbT2Ru8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Fwd: Irish Blonde

Irish Blonde In A Casino

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet 20,000 Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are drunks.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all Men are - well,  Men.
 

iFunny :)

http://m.ifunny.mobi/i9941511#9941511

Bailouts

"Toking" with Lawrence Welk

This could go viral:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

entertainmentjourney.com

Fwd: corvette

From: al grotz

 

 

Subject: Corvette A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-45 pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back". "Have a good day" replied the trooper.

Just So Quotes

I believe I found the missing link between animal and civilized man.  It is us.         -- Konrad Lorenz

http://www.ubiquit.us/retrohomepage/jsq.html 

Every Child Needs a Pet

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1nMiAg/www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/every-child-needs-a-pet-281t

drunk in public-Ron white. Audio only.

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pTlCtUMvjs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Catholic Jokes

Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let the person who has no sin cast the first stone." 

The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman. 

Jesus looks over and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom."

http://fisheaters.com/jokes.html

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?" 

The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that." 

But the Pope persists, "Please?" The driver finally lets up. "Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the Pope." 

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. 

The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief. 

Cop: Chief, I have a problem. 

Chief: What sort of problem? 

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important. 

Chief: Important like the mayor? 

Cop: No, no, much more important than that. 

Chief: Important like the governor? 

Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that. 

Chief: Like the president? 

Cop: More. 

Chief: Who's more important than the president? 

Cop: I don't know, but he's got the Pope driving for him!

Finally, I have heard this one before ...

Cardinal Ratzinger goes running into the Holy Father's office and is quite beside himself. "Holy Father, Holy Father!" 

"What is it my son?" the pope responds. 

"I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? " 

"The good news", responds the Holy Father. 

The Cardinal says "OK. The good news is that the Lord Jesus has returned as He promised!" 

"Alleluia, Alleluia. Praise be to God!", the Holy Father responds "So what's the bad news? " 

Ratzinger responds "He in Salt Lake City."