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Fwd: Seriously?
The one about the bell made me LOL.
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Subject: Fw: Seriously?
ok I LOL more than one time. The first time had to do with the bell doesn't work. LOL
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Subject: Seriously?
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Monday, June 4, 2012
Fwd: Cat Copter, Creepy
This is by far, the creepiest thing I've seen. I'm laughing and recoiling at it at the same time.http://motherboard.vice.com/2012/6/4/why-hate-the-catcopter-drones-are-the-real-flying-death--2
David
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Fwd: Irish Blonde
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet 20,000 Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are drunks.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all Men are - well, Men.
Monday, April 23, 2012
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Tuesday, March 20, 2012
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Thursday, March 1, 2012
Fwd: corvette
From: al grotz
Subject: Corvette
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-45 pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back".
"Have a good day" replied the trooper.
Friday, January 6, 2012
Just So Quotes
I believe I found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It is us. -- Konrad Lorenz
http://www.ubiquit.us/retrohomepage/jsq.html
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