And today's story
The blonde was broke and desparate.
She knocked on the door of a doctor's house and said she needed money and would be willing to work for it.
The doctor asked if she would be willing to paint his porch. He would give her $50 to do it.
The blonde said that would be fine.
The doctor's wife said the blonde must be really dumb to do such a big job for only $50.
"Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" the wife asked.
"I guess so," the doctor told his wife.
A few minutes later, the blonde knocked on the door.
"All done," she said, "and by the way, it's not a porch, it's a Ferrari."