Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Elderly Couple

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the

restaurant, and resumed their trip.


When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly 

left her glasses on the table, and she didn't

miss them until they had been driving for

about forty minutes.  

By then, to add to the
aggravation, they

had to travel quite a distance before

they could find a place to turn
in order to return to the
restaurant to
 retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man.

He fussed and complained,
and scolded

his wife relentlessly during the
return drive.  The more he
chided her,
the more agitated he became.

He just wouldn't
let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally
arrived at the restaurant. 

As the woman got out of the

car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old
geezer yelled to her,

While you're in
there, you might as well

get my hat and the
credit card.


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