Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Married with Children Quotes

Bud, I'm gonna kill you and then I'm gonna bury you alive.


I hate those complaint boxes they put in at the mall. A woman comes in the shoe store today, so huge she's protected by 'Green Peace', and ask for a size-4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or take them home, and she has the nerve to complain about my performance.

Honey, I complain about youre performance all the time... you don't care. Sometimes you don't even wake up.


Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me.

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