Mark Hamill’s Wife Had A HUGE "Problem" With STAR WARS?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hD1VsDy5xOw

Dads

P.S.  I recently read that the average cloud weighs a million pounds.  Clouds are made up of water vapor, water droplets and ice crystals so small that they are like dust and can float on the wind.

Best Line in a Movie Ever!

https://youtu.be/yD-utbo6rj8?si=crluuYjqW3Qd-ur_

Circle of life.

When dogs hear word they like

https://youtube.com/shorts/1bDXjqJdP-0?si=LL7OfswguDvIzUpB

What is Spotted Dick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAp-FGyLkNM

Parenting: the thankless dream-crusher

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bwxv8ehLlIM

Smarter Every Day

Joke

Somebody sent me this joke:

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn't want to appear insensitive, he also doesn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it's a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says: "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world are you committing suicide?"
"My parents disowned me for dressing up like a girl!"

The First Guy To Ever Drink Coffee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_CK3nwBJwM

I have to have my morning coffee, but I have switched to 50% decaf because I noticed my heart rate was high.  

I once quit all caffeine by phasing it out very slowly.  However, it is a tempting habit to restart.

According to Google AI:

The discovery of coffee is often attributed to the Ethiopian goat herder Kaldi, who observed his goats becoming energetic after eating the berries of a certain plant. This led him to try the berries himself, and experience a similar boost in energy, sparking an interest in the plant's potential. The legend then recounts that Kaldi shared the berries with a local monk, who used them to create a beverage that helped them stay awake during long hours of prayer, leading to the early cultivation and consumption of coffee.

Summer: a vacation for literally no one but kids

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IT8Riprx9l8

Little Boy Gets A Puppy Who Grows Up To Be ENORMOUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2eWP7GtI1g

Exchange Program

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MkhhNyRVuLk

Robin Williams - His most Personal Stand Up

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qe1CPcylYrQ

Board Games

The Death Star is FLAT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCYr6LDamC8

That’s a BIG Grizzly

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/scF_xcYxtnM

@LemmeHoldaDollarMan

4 days ago
I don't even live there and I'm moving

Dogs That Will Send You to DOG Backwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ceBmRxJeY

Calvin

Snoopy

Chi Town! | Gabriel Iglesias

Crocodile Hunter

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DVKr8xNs9Q8

The New Speedy Gonzales | Gabriel Iglesias

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X41OzNHQc3w

I Fought A Home Intruder | Ken Davis

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KPIUTE4KRf0

Harrison Ford Tells The 2nd GREATEST Joke of All Time!

They Tried To Extort Money from Me

This is a repeat, but it's funny.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TF0tuW3YAX8

Coffee

Marina Sirtis -- Who was the hardest person to work with on Star Trek TNG?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmzDnpklMvo

Remember when the remote only had 3 buttons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRSWWK9S3X4

I found this funny

Lost Weight

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QGBFiUO9Jpg

Playing Video Games As You Get Older

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcA0KEtGsnY

Sweet cat just realized it's owner is pregnant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybNtdLt6kJU

@itsjustme8135
4 years ago
The pregnancy was confirmed by the cat scan.

Daytime Voice vs Night Time Voice

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9Sq9PWXluEM

UK vs America

https://youtube.com/shorts/fg1mCyiUo30?si=RmrTzOWA7e_ED_OJ

Funny

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WVbVCoX78aI

Old joke still funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1X11M7phg0&t=25s

Americans Don’t Understand Dark Humor

Huh?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_5w8rgFM5XY

Two And A Half Men | Charlie Harper Wanna Make America Great Again

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ygo1T70IPFU

Most popular dish of the 1940s

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y-zEPDu2JuM

Country music dragged me through it

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6Z0B-1i7Eto

Cubans

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TXyKkDZhegs

"Vaya con dios"   Go with God.

Chris Rock on Meghan Markle Being a Victim

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rqwtrEKlvoA

America`s Best Neighborhoods | Chris Rock

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4edkKulJmD4

J. Michael Straczynski on Harlan Ellison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp9NIZo-OZM&t=75s

Walter Matthau's Hilarious Toilet Joke

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DpDu_FzZsyI

Dave Chappelle Attack Story!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t4jMqZ1q5gA

Men should be suspicious

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1yn1Ki1h238

Dave Chappelle Is A Comedy Genius! | SNL

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OruCMiJ4gw4

Duck Duck Trump

Explain Quantum Physics in the style of Donald Trump

ChatGPT said:

Look, folks, quantum physics—it's tremendous, really tremendous. People say it's complicated, but let me tell you, I understand it better than anybody. You've got these tiny little particles—very small, some say the best particles—that don't behave like normal things. They can be in two places at once! Can you believe it? Some people call it "superposition." I call it winning—being in two places at once, very efficient.

And then you have "entanglement"—it's incredible. Two particles, miles apart, maybe billions of miles apart, but they're connected. Some people say it's like magic, but it's just very, very smart physics. Scientists are amazed, they can't explain it, but I could explain it, believe me. They call it "spooky action at a distance." Spooky! But let me tell you, it's not spooky if you're the best at it.

Now, quantum mechanics, it's got waves, probabilities, all sorts of things moving around—very unpredictable, just like the fake news media. One moment a particle is here, the next, it's over there, just like votes in certain elections—very suspicious. But it's science, and we love science when it's done right, don't we?

And quantum computers? Very powerful, folks. Some say they will change everything, just like I did. They can do calculations so fast, so big, regular computers look like sleepy Joe next to them. Very slow. Very sad.

So, in conclusion, quantum physics—it's big league, it's amazing, it's the future. Some say it's the best physics, and I tend to agree. Tremendous!

Re: Duck Duck Trump

Write a joke about a duck in the style of Mike Tyson

ChatGPT said:

Alright, here's a Mike Tyson-style duck joke:

"Man, so I see this duck walking down the street, right? And I'm like, 'Yo, you lookin' kinda lost, little fella!' And the duck goes, 'Nah, I'm just trying to find a good spot to swim.' I'm like, 'Bro, you don't gotta find nothin'. The best place is right here. Just dive in and keep your head straight, 'cause you never know when someone's gonna throw a punch... or a breadcrumb!"

Duck Duck Trump

Write a joke about a duck in the style of Donald Trump

ChatGPT said:

Sure! Here's a Trump-style joke about a duck:

"Listen, I know ducks. They're great, okay? The best ducks, people are saying it. So this duck, he walks into a pond—very classy pond, folks. It's huge, it's beautiful, the best pond you've ever seen. And the duck looks around and says, 'This is nice, but I hear there's a much bigger, much better pond down the street.' And I tell him, 'That's fake news, okay? This pond is the greatest, and I built it. Believe me!'"

Chocolate Cake Day | Gabriel Iglesias

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zf05RhPXrk

What's White Trash? | Jim Gaffigan: Dark Pale

https://youtu.be/dw10N9Douf8?si=tKw-BGNEqxgbFUM-

Now what am I gonna do? | Jim Gaffigan

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FQY8UZWQkvs

Losing an argument with an American

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h513h-rXdQs

My family knows exactly how to pick the perfect gifts

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2FF2bKMNZyo

I'm Always Tired! | Jim Gaffigan: Dark Pale

https://youtu.be/zFaGy25ZTpY?si=g98pqYEWrYDZ8XtM

Bill Burr | I Thought This Is Gonna Be A Comedy Show

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C_gamBYbWq8

Savage Bear Chillin At McDonalds

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k0slfn7Glx0

@jamestyndall529
9 days ago
He looks calm now wait till he finds out what the prices are at McDonald's

Something Cheerful for a Monday Morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QwxTXGSLWQ

Street Fight Stereotypes | Ibo Brewer | Comedy Time

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-f0QtDic0wM

Flying in the 1960’s vs. Flying Today

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6ZigjZRxStA

I need artificial intelligence.

https://youtube.com/shorts/peTpcFKVaMk?si=10XNWcG3i3NUKlWj