Best Line in a Movie Ever!

https://youtu.be/yD-utbo6rj8?si=crluuYjqW3Qd-ur_

Circle of life.

When dogs hear word they like

https://youtube.com/shorts/1bDXjqJdP-0?si=LL7OfswguDvIzUpB

What is Spotted Dick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAp-FGyLkNM

Parenting: the thankless dream-crusher

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bwxv8ehLlIM

Smarter Every Day

Joke

Somebody sent me this joke:

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn't want to appear insensitive, he also doesn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it's a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says: "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world are you committing suicide?"
"My parents disowned me for dressing up like a girl!"

The First Guy To Ever Drink Coffee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_CK3nwBJwM

I have to have my morning coffee, but I have switched to 50% decaf because I noticed my heart rate was high.  

I once quit all caffeine by phasing it out very slowly.  However, it is a tempting habit to restart.

According to Google AI:

The discovery of coffee is often attributed to the Ethiopian goat herder Kaldi, who observed his goats becoming energetic after eating the berries of a certain plant. This led him to try the berries himself, and experience a similar boost in energy, sparking an interest in the plant's potential. The legend then recounts that Kaldi shared the berries with a local monk, who used them to create a beverage that helped them stay awake during long hours of prayer, leading to the early cultivation and consumption of coffee.